Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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