My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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