did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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