can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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