): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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