Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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