We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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