and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I see more hoeing in ur future
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