rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
