you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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