I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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