why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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