I just cut my nipple shaving
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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