So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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