Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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