You really coming over, don't trick.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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