He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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