Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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