this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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