i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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