Buhtt sex?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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