Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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