I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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