Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just high enough for therapy.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
