do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Also, beer. Big fan.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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