dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Do vagina's smell?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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