White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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