Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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