he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
