Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
The ass gains better be worth it
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