Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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