Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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