why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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