I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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