that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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