Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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