help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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