Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
