worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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