I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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