UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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