You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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