laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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