There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Randomize
