He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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