she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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