i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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