I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
