You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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