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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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