This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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