Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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