I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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