You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Floor bacon is actually really good
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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